Irish bookie tips Tiger to trigger next drama

The Woods household are certainly keeping the Orlando emergency services on their toes lately with two 911 calls in as many weeks. With both Tiger and now his mother in-law, Barbro Holmberg, requiring emergency call outs, Irish bookmaking outfit Paddy Power are taking bets on who will be responsible for the next set of flashing lights outside Tigers multi-million dollar Florida mansion.

And according to Paddy Power its more bad news for the 14-time Major Champion as Tiger himself is the bookies 6/4 favourite followed by his jilted wife Elin at 7/4 and her mother Barbro at 9/4. The Woods family nanny also features in the betting at 10/1 and the gardener is quoted as less likely odds of 18/1.

Paddy Power are also taking bets of which organisation will be first to publicly terminate their association with the World Number One. Global management consulting company, Accenture, tops the bookies list at odds of 9/4 followed by Swiss luxury watchmaker, TAG Heuer, at 3/1 and Fortune 500 Corporation, General Mills, at 5/1.

Paddy Power said “Tigers personal life seems to be getting murkier by the day and it seems increasingly likely that some of his sponsors will want to put daylight between their brand and the Tiger Woods brand as it stands. Personally I think his brand value has shot through the roof but I was never any good at golf!

Tigers Den

Who will the next 911 call be for?

• 6/4 Tiger
• 7/4 Elin
• 9/4 Barbro Holmberg
• 10/1 The Nanny
• 18/1 The Gardener

First to publicly cut ties with Tiger

• 9/4 Accenture
• 3/1 TAG Heuer
• 5/1 General Mills
• 6/1 Gillette
• 8/1 General Motors
• 10/1 Buick
• 10/1 American Express
• 12/1 Electronic Arts
• 20/1 Nike, Inc..
• 33/1 Titleist

All prices remain subject to fluctuation.